Make sure you don’t end up gnomeless this holiday season. Act now, and you have your choice of “Gnome Alone” and “Gnome Alaska” ornaments. Each “Gnome Alone” ornament stands 3-4″ tall from his tiny boots to the tip of his pointy red hat and hangs from a jute string (not shown). No two gnomes are exactly alike, but you’d be hard-pressed to pick one out of a lineup. You know, every last one of them is hiding something…a little wrapped present behind his back.
If you’d like to post bail for these little guys, it’s $25 a head (including shipping). And, if you are feeling on top of the world, you can take home “Gnome Alaska” for $45 (including shipping). Contact me via email with your request at firstname.lastname@example.org.