Mr. and Mrs. Pigtato Head
Play with your food! After all, Monsanto has been doing it for years. Go ahead and rearrange those genes any way you like. Heck, get genes from some other life form like a pig and attach them to say, a potato. Nothing captures this spirit of fun more than Mr. and Mrs. Pigtato Head. Like all other creatures at Monsanto Gardens, these spuds sport pig features like a pork pie hat, curlicue tails, pig snouts and cleft toes. Now you can join in the game of genetic engineering. Design your own pig-human-potato hybrid. What could possibly go wrong?*
*According to the FDA /Monsanto, it’s all perfectly safe.
