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Welcome to Monsanto Gardens

At long last, the Laughing Pig Flowers have arrived! Together with Pignome and Bumble Pig, they represent an uber-race of genetically modified organisms (GMOs) developed by Monsanto Gardens with the express purpose of bringing joy to the world. Like all Monsanto products, Laughing Pig Flowers are RoundUp Ready. Just pour RoundUp from the handy-dandy RoundUp Watering Can to eliminate all other life forms except organisms patented by Monsanto.

Here are the basics:

Name: Laughing Pig Flower (Porcinaflora humorosa)*Pig_sq_sky_web

Flower: everblooming

Height: 3-6 feet

Zone: indoors

Sun: none

Water: none

*Patent Pending

While no where near as astounding as a drift of pig flowers, scientists in China have developed glow-in-the-dark pigs. If you don’t believe me, click here for a peak.

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2 Comments

  1. Barbara Huffine
    Mar 6, 2014

    Please could you tell me the prices of the piggies and the “Bumble Pig”-I saw them at the Art-Slam in Newhall.

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    • sarah hage
      Mar 7, 2014

      Hi Barbara,

      Thanks for contacting me. The Art Slam was a lot of fun. The Pig Flowers are $500 a piece and the Bumble Pig is $175.

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